NARL

Cock Hero

I got rid of React coz I wanted to add Cursed Rings that rip your dick off.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Tragedy in 4 acts

1. Pick up a Ring
2. Put it in your Pants slot
3. Wait for your Dick to get severed
4. Wield it

Implementation details

Inspecting the source code is left to the reader.

Do anything besides genitalia jokes?

You little (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)